WeIrD and FuNnY TaiLs

Licky Tattoos Linked to Drugs.I heard from my mom which heard it from many people that people put drugs in licky tattoos! Little kids use these tattoos all the time I still use them when I babysit to give the kids something interesting to do There there is the Razor Apples I heard from a friend,of a friend,of a cousin that they found a razor blade in their caramel apple!Kidney Theft People say that there is a kidney theft ring in New Orleans. Some say that people who get their kidneys stolen, they will wake up in a bathtub full of ice. (The reason that this isn't true is because "The National Kidney Foundation" has repeatedly asked for requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories. So far they have None. None as in Zero).

Theses are some more..just because you can never get enough of legends. $200 Cookie RecipeNeiman Marcus ( A department store in New York) that had a cafeteria was selling cookies. This lady asked the cook how much the cookie recipe cost. The cook said 2. The lady thought that he meant 2 dollars. So she said just put that on my credit card. What she didn't know was that the cook meant 2 hundred dollars. The lady didn't know that until she got her credit card bill. For a revenge, she would tell everybody the recipe. (This isn't really true because Neiman Marcus never did sell cookies. So shifting the gear a little bit. Halloween. Halloween is the best time of all, spooky costumes and weird houses.

A few decades ago, Halloween decor amounted to a lone jack-o-lantern left fringing in a home's window as a welcome to trick-or-treaters. More recently, that aspect of the annual candy grab has been elevated to dizzying displays of crchestrated spectacle even as the door-to dooring of costumed tykes has dwindled to the merest tickle in some areas. The more sedate homeowners urban enough to set out a plastic skull or two or festoon their property's shrubbery with fake cobweb's but their more exuberant neighbors go whole hog with eh spooks and gore. On 26 October 2005, the corpse of a 42 year old woman was left suspended in public view for hours in Frederica, Delaware, because her lifeless body was assumed to be yet another Halloween display. The unnamed woman hung herself from a tree located across a moderately busy road from some homes. Her body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could easily be seen from passing vehicles.

This next one if pretty inappropriate but I have to put it in here. Ten reason why Halloween is better than sex. 10.You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sac. 9.The uglier you are the easy it is. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you. 7. Less guilt the next day. 6.It doesn't matter if you fantasize your somebody else because you are. 5.Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4.If you don't get what you want you can always go next door. 3.If you get tired you get another chance. 2.you don't have to compliment the person your with and finally, 1.you can do the whole neighborhood.

This is all I have for you I hope you enjoy it.