Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Fun FaCts


Did you know the Mississippi state legislature removed fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of public secondary schools. Television's Mister Ed was a horse. Mobile homes are so named because they can be moved from place to place. The design of the California state flag was the result of a mistake. The Kentucky Fried Chicken chain changed its name to KFC in order to eliminate the word "fried" from its title. The nursery rhyme "Sing a Song of Sixpence" originated as a coded message used for recruiting pirates. The derisive title of one of George Bernard Shaw's plays was changed after it wreaked havoc on theater attendance. When the Titanic hit an iceberg in the north Atlantic, the silent version of the film The Poseidon Adventure was being screened aboard ship. The town of Tarzana, CA was named after the famous ape man. Weird right?

John Barrymore once pulled a risque screen test prank on John Carradine. Hogart Humphrey was the model for the gerber babe. Humphrey Bogart was born on Christmas Day. Clara Bow serviced the entire USC fottball team during orgies. Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. Charles Chaplin's remains were stolen and held for ransom. Iron Eyes Cody was an Indian. Kevin Costner was caught in bed with his wife of Orioles infielder Cal Ripken, Jr. in August 1997, forcing the Orioles to cancel a game so that the distraught Ripken's consecutive game streak would not be in jeopardy. Finally Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite.

311's name masks sinister ties to white supremacy, because K is the eleventh letter of hte alphabet, and three times K equals KKK. Bono announces every time he claps a child in Africa dies, someone from the audience tells him to stop doing that. David Bowie's wife once caught him in bed with Mick Jagger. Mariah Carey said she'd love to be skinny like "starving children". When asked for a reaction to the death of King Hussein of Jordan, Carey mourned the loss of the greatest basketball player of all time. Mariah Carey possesses a severn-octiave coval range. R and B singer Ciara was once a man. A caviar advised Eric Clapton to take "a few moths to practice" before playing his guitar in church. After the beleaguered lead guitarist of a band responds to heckling by asking if anyone in the audience thinks he can do better, Clapton steps onto the stage and shows him up.

The Beatles hid "Paul is dead" clues in their albums and songs. The Beatles created the infamous butcher cover as a protest against Capitol Records "butchery" of their music. The little Lucky in the Sky with Diamonds was chosen because it initial letter form the acrostic l-s-d. ELO's debut album was mistakenly retitled No Answer when released in America. Ordered by a judge to hand over all the profits from his next album to his ex wife as part of a divorce settlement, singer Marvin Gaye deliberately recorded a wretched album designed to sell poorly, which he sardonically entitled, Here, My Dear.

I thought theses were some fun facts so I hope you were able to enjoy them!!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

WeIrD and FuNnY TaiLs


Licky Tattoos Linked to Drugs.I heard from my mom which heard it from many people that people put drugs in licky tattoos! Little kids use these tattoos all the time I still use them when I babysit to give the kids something interesting to do There there is the Razor Apples I heard from a friend,of a friend,of a cousin that they found a razor blade in their caramel apple!Kidney Theft People say that there is a kidney theft ring in New Orleans. Some say that people who get their kidneys stolen, they will wake up in a bathtub full of ice. (The reason that this isn't true is because "The National Kidney Foundation" has repeatedly asked for requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories. So far they have None. None as in Zero).

Theses are some more..just because you can never get enough of legends. $200 Cookie RecipeNeiman Marcus ( A department store in New York) that had a cafeteria was selling cookies. This lady asked the cook how much the cookie recipe cost. The cook said 2. The lady thought that he meant 2 dollars. So she said just put that on my credit card. What she didn't know was that the cook meant 2 hundred dollars. The lady didn't know that until she got her credit card bill. For a revenge, she would tell everybody the recipe. (This isn't really true because Neiman Marcus never did sell cookies. So shifting the gear a little bit. Halloween. Halloween is the best time of all, spooky costumes and weird houses.

A few decades ago, Halloween decor amounted to a lone jack-o-lantern left fringing in a home's window as a welcome to trick-or-treaters. More recently, that aspect of the annual candy grab has been elevated to dizzying displays of crchestrated spectacle even as the door-to dooring of costumed tykes has dwindled to the merest tickle in some areas. The more sedate homeowners urban enough to set out a plastic skull or two or festoon their property's shrubbery with fake cobweb's but their more exuberant neighbors go whole hog with eh spooks and gore. On 26 October 2005, the corpse of a 42 year old woman was left suspended in public view for hours in Frederica, Delaware, because her lifeless body was assumed to be yet another Halloween display. The unnamed woman hung herself from a tree located across a moderately busy road from some homes. Her body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could easily be seen from passing vehicles.

This next one if pretty inappropriate but I have to put it in here. Ten reason why Halloween is better than sex. 10.You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sac. 9.The uglier you are the easy it is. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you. 7. Less guilt the next day. 6.It doesn't matter if you fantasize your somebody else because you are. 5.Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4.If you don't get what you want you can always go next door. 3.If you get tired you get another chance. 2.you don't have to compliment the person your with and finally, 1.you can do the whole neighborhood.

This is all I have for you I hope you enjoy it.

Friday, November 2, 2007

WeIrDThings


Nostradamus, the most famous astrologer who ever lived, was born in France in 1503 and published his barely scrutable collection of prophecies, The Centuries, in 1555. Each four-line verse (or "quatrain") purported to foretell world events far into the future, and ever since Nostradamus' time devotees have claimed his work accurately predicted wars, natural disasters and the rise and fall of empires. Yet it is plain to see that Nostradamus couched his "prophetic" verses in language so obscure that the words can be, and have been, interpreted to mean almost anything. What's more, the interpreting is always done after the fact, with the benefit of hindsight, and with the concerted aim of proving the relevance of a given passage to an actual event. If the aftermaths of past catastrophes are any indication, in the coming weeks and months we can expect a bumber crop of arcane tracts purporting to show beyond doubt that Nostradamus foresaw the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks of September 11, 2001.In fact, thanks to the efforts of anonymous Internet pranksters, the he-told-you-sos have already begun. "Spooky" quatrains allegedly foretelling the events of 9/11 with incredible specificity were circulating online within hours of the first jetliner crash in New York City — completely bogus quatrains, as it turned out. It wasn't a question of whether or not they accurately predicted anything; Nostradamus simply didn't write them. Would that be weird if you found out that someone could actually predict a major event in the United States history. Do we actually have fortune tellers or people who can predict the future. That just seems crazy to me.
I have heard a story doing the rounds and want to know if you think it's based on any fact at all. I must admit it does smell of "urban legend."
It concerns a girl who orders a McChicken Sandwich from McDonald's with no mayonnaise. She then proceeds to leave the restaurant before eating the sandwich, only to discover there is mayonnaise on it. Not too fazed, she finishes it and thinks no more of it.
The next day she is ill with stomach cramps. It gets so bad she is taken to the hospital, where her stomach is duly pumped. The contents of her stomach are then sent to the lab for analysis.
She is later informed that she ingested a cyst belonging to a chicken. She then realises that is was the chicken's cyst which had burst as she bit into her McChicken Sandwich which gave the look of mayonnaise. I eat at McDonald's a bunch...I will make sure not to eat McChicken ever again.
This is absolutely disgusting but I have to share it because it does not get much worse than this. Its just like from an alien movie be very careful when u get caught with dust...as following pics will show effects of bad dust to a person.
While he was walking he felt an eye irritation, thinking that it was just regular dust, he started to rub his eye, in an effort to remove the dust.... then his eyes got really red, and he went and bought some eye drops from a pharmacy....few days passed n his eyes were still red and seems a little swollen.Again he dismissed it as the constant rubbing and that it will go away. The days go by the swelling of his eye got worse, redder and bigger.... till he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor growth or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst, actually turned out to be a live worm..... what was thought initially to be just mere dust actually was an insect's egg......because of that, my friends, if u do get caught in dust, and the pain persists, please go see a doctor immediately. EWWWWWWWWWW
A travel agent friend of mine swore this happened to her clients, but it's got all the signs of an urban legend (not only crude, but racist to boot):
A couple from suburban California were vacationing in Jamaica when their room was broken into and everything stolen, with the exception of their camera and their toothbrushes. Considering themselves fortunate to have retained the camera with their vacation photos, they returned home where they had the film developed.
Two pictures were unidentifiable -- something like an aerial view of two mounds of dark earth with a pole in between. They later realized, to their horror, that it was a photo of their toothbrushes up someones rear end. This is so gross and weird, but I found it and had to put it on this page. Could you imagine having that toothbrush in your mouth. Uhhh nasty.
I hope none of this stuff never happens to me and I will be sure to post more and new exciting blogs coming up. See ya.