Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Jumbo Size Me


So because I'm doing urban legends I decided to look up these urban legends about animals. Well you would not belive some of the things that I came across. I found this deer that was 412 pounds. Could you imagine trying to kill that honking thing. In this pictures there is about four guys just trying to make sure that they killed the thing so they wouldnt be killed by it.

Imagine you are in a forest just chillen out and you look up and see a hog. You think ok well its jut a hog i cant be hurt by it so im fine. But than you look again and you see that this is a horse of a hog. It weighs 800 pounds and is running right at you. This animal you can believe really lived or not but Its considered an urban legend.
Also there is this story of a man and his wife who go out clubbing one night and come home extremely late to find that their dog is chocking to death. The wife throws the dog in the car and calls her vet friend to come and meet them at the vet hospital. When they arrived there she drops him off with the doctor and turns right back around to get her husband. As soon as she enters her front door she hears the phone ring. She figures it must be inportant becuase its so late at night. It was the doctor and she tell her to come immediety to the vet hospital. When she arrives there are police officers all around. She finally reaches the doctor and she tell her the dog was choking on a human finger. Then the man comes out of the dogs boy with a half finer. THe dog will survive. The police say taht the dog saved its owners life because he ate the intrutor. Belive it or not.
There was also a time when a little old grandmother was washing her dog. She had just heard the phone rang and her daughter asked her to meet her for lunch. The grandmother was then in a rush and wanted to dry her dog quicker. She had the brilant idea to stick her dog in the microwave and put it on defrost. Well a few minutes went by and here little dog was no more.

Finally, Is a dogs mouth cleaner than a humans. Well if you believe this than you are outthere. Dogs get just as much crap in their mouths as we do . By letting your dog lick your cut it is not going to get any cleaner it will probably just get infected. So think about things before you belive just anything.

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